Showing posts with label party. Show all posts
Showing posts with label party. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

My Top Ten PIss-Me- Off-ers

Since I'm low on material this week, I thought I'd share my top ten Piss Me Off-ers! Two of them I have written about before so click the links if you'd like. Enjoy!


1- The moms who look like a million bucks at preschool but yet haven't found time to bathe their kid all week.


2-People that do not say thank you when you hold open the door for them.


3- Parents who dose their sick and fevered kid up with Tylenol then drop them off at the play center or school so they can go to brunch. Yeah, because brunch is way more important than your baby!


4- Parents that push organic and healthy options but then microwave the food. Hello?


5- People that tell me how broke they are that they can't pay their light bill then ask me to hold on while the Ruby Tuesday waitress takes their order.


6- People who let their trash blow onto your lawn and then act like they don't notice the gigantic taco box on my grass.


7- People who slaughter their own dinner just for sport


8- People who are always bitching about money but take time off every week.


9- When someone thinks that limiting the use of driving their Hummer due to the cost of gas, compares with the daily struggle of affording food for your family. They had to drive the Escalade instead. Boo. Hoo


10- And last but definitely the most annoying to me is people that post Biblical scriptures on facebook and if you scroll down their photo album is full of scantly clad pics of them getting smashed. Or you know them to to be huge sinners.






What's your number one Piss You Off-er?

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

From A Crackhead To A Christian


Isn't she Darling!






The Real Ms. Winehouse!
So The RA and I attended a Halloween Party this weekend and here is who I was.....








 

                                                       
                                                  


That's Me!
                                      
 For those who don't know...This lovely lady is AMY WINEHOUSE. A very talented soulful  singer who became a hot mess.  She is best known for the song Rehab. Which I totally love! She is also known for becoming a crackhead and a public mess, which I also love! So when a friend of mine said I would make a great Amy Winehouse after I got past being a bit offended I thought it was a grand idea! So here I am. The RA is dressed as Jimmi Hendrix or Lenny Kravitz not sure which???

What made this costume so awesome was that I got to wear jeans, and when, if I got completely smashed....people would just think I was in character. Just check out ole Amy's party look...


That is bout what I looked like after several brews and Tequila shots! I am not a drinker so when I do...watch out!
The older party attendees thought I was Janis Joplin...


                             But for the bottle of the fun, not sure how they made that connection???


The younger folk...Well they thought I was Snooki from the Jersey Shore.....


This one I can Kinda get.


But the 30 something crowd knew who I was going for. The party was grand. I haven't been out in about ten years?? The RA was the designated driver and the par-tay was 7 minutes from my house. So Good Times, Good Times!

That was this past weekend. This coming weekend I will be attending a Fall Festival at a church with my kids and it will be their turn to party. I like to mix it up a bit eh? Drunk popstar one weekend, Christian mom the next. That's how I roll biznitches!