If you are a regular around here then you will know that I am not the most appreciative person. If you need some proof, here are some examples:
And then a direct quote from my Mothers Day Post
"My boys did arrive home with gifts and they gave me a foot massage. But it was all a little too late. The day was ruined as far as I was concerned."
I value my readers opinions and feedback and I took to heart all the advice given about example one. So when I received this.......
Well let's just say you would think I had won the lottery.
It is a pillowcase that is supposed top be tie-dyed. In case you cannot read it it says "Happy Mothers Day Love MalloryJane."
In typical Roc Fashion I have several complaints about it and I know I can share them here to spare my kids feelings.
First off is it just me or does this pillowcase look like the pillowcase of a crime scene? Why browns and red? Why right in the center? It gives the appearance that I had been shot in the head while asleep in my bed. The middle is fresh red and the edges are the brown colored blood that has already dried. CREEPY.
Second issue--Check your calendar preschool...Mothers Day was Two weeks ago.
Third Issue- My daughters name is misspelled. There is no space in her name and if you have been her teacher for the past year shouldn't you know that?
MJ is excited for me to use the pillowcase but me? Not so much.I feel like it is foreshadowing. Like I'm gonna use it and then be victim to a crime.I bleached it and it did fade out the murderous look but now it just looks like someone had an accident on it.
So tell me how do you get away with not using the crap you get from your kids or do you just be bigger person and wear/use it anyway?