In Honor of Dr. Suess

In honor of Dr. Suess's Bday please enjoy the following:

I sit and I stew

Oh my what to do

I could ship your ass off to Kalamazoo

But your lil kids would all cry "Boo Hoo"

I prepared your meal

But your attitude was stank

So I tossed it in the trash

I bet next time you'll says "Thanks"

I'm tired of you leaving dirty socks on the floor

I'm tired of your coats hanging on the hallway door 

I mean come on dude, I've told you this before

Your late night baths that leave the tub all dirty

You should see me now, I'm shooting you the birdie

Your personal products that litter my vanity

Dealing with you is such insanity

I think I'd rather deal with Mr. Shawn Hannity

You're many complaints about your toothaches and back

I think it's all BS and you are just being slack

For example my hallway that you started to paint

What's still not painted? My hallway. It ain't!

And now you decide you wanna be a singer

You are 40! Again, I'm shooting you the finger

You have 6 kids and plenty to do

You do not have time to record an album too

You act like investing in this child's play is smart

Music, you tell me, well, its in your heart

How about the lawn, the trash, the things needing fixing?

Should I get another man to do them while you're busy mixing?

If you have free time how bout finishing all the things you did start

At the very least take your kids to the damn park!

Or here's an idea, why not a second job you can get

That way you can begin to pay off all this debt

Spending all your time with guys half your age

Is not helping out, it's filling me with rage

And that could be dangerous and scary for you

I'd get my ish together, that's what I'd do

Its time to grow up and be a big man

Becoming an artist at 40, well thats a dumb plan

If you don't get it together I'ma put you out

And then you will really have something to sing about!