Yes...more bitching. I should rename my blog the Bitch Chronicles.
Today's topic for bitching will be rude-ass coworkers who eat up all my shit.
I am the ONLY staff member that works everyday. Everyone else is part-time. Since I am always here I stock the cabinets and fridge with my lunches, drinks, snacks, breakfasts etc. Both to save money and pounds. Awhile ago I noticed that my shit was disappearing at an alarming rate. So In a recent memo I asked staff to please not eat something with someones (mine) name on it because it was just rude and inconsiderate. I asked them to please ask if they just had to have it. I have received phone calls at night from staff asking if they could have a soda or bagel and I ALWAYS say yes.
I bought these lovely nuts.....No not those...these
They were quite costly. I noticed when I went to get some the first time that the seal had been broken, I did not panic just assumed someone opened them....RUDE! I ate about 10 nuts then a few days later noticed that half the damn can was gone! EVEN RUDER!
Today I went for some nuts and heres what I got....
OMG! Boy was I pissed. Seriously if you are gonna eat my shit then at lest leave me as much as you are gonna steal! So I decided to write this little note.
"Soooo..You're the one who ate all my nuts! How does it feel to prepare to eat something only to find someone else has eaten it all? That's how I feel. Now, just imagine if you had paid for it, you'd feel even worse than you do now. SUCKA!"
This is what I wanted to say "yeah bitch, it was your greedy ass that ate all my nuts! You selfish whore could you not have asked me? At the very minimum could you not have saved me at least a 1/3 of what I paid for. You know what you should do? Grow a pair! Of Nuts that is. You are cold Busted Biznitcch!
Well anyways, when they open the can to steal some more they will get a little surprise compliments of yours truly.